terrible hotel standards

stinky bummed lovers
spooning; through the night.
their bladders are jam-packed
full as fuck.

half asleep, one mutters
across to t’other,

“my love is obese’er than your love”
(fart.)

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One Response to “terrible hotel standards”

  1. tomachfive Says:

    My, my friend, your writing’s spanking now.

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